I Hate Forks.

Did I ever tell anyone that I hate forks?! I really do. I can't stand them. They can hurt you! Seriosly what are they good for though? Yes, to stab the meat to cut.....twirl your spaghetti around...eat your salad...but what else? Do you honestly LIKE eating macaroni with a fork? Peas? You go to pick something up with a fork and by the time you bring it up to your mouth you're left with just a little bit... Yes I eat mostly everything with a spoon. Spoons are amazing. They scoop up stuff. Their awesome. ...



This has been a weird entry but I thought you guys should know how much I hate forks.

the crypt keeper.

So, I was driving to work the other day and I always pass by our local cemetery. (one of the many) I noticed that they have a few different styles of burial on display as you're driving in. One of the displays was this....

Well it wasn't this actually but they had one of these just on the curb with a price by it. Is it weird that I want to be buried in an above ground tomb?